Adult News Notables: American Dad XXX Trailer, The Addams Family XXX Trailer, Jaws XXX, Cinemax App…

The trailer for ‘American Dada XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody’ has dropped!  Here’s the synopsis: “Patriarch Stan Smith is a career CIA agent and family man. At first glance, he seems to have a very average life in his suburban home, but with a closer look, viewers can see this is not the case. His beautiful, oversexed wife and sexually adventurous offspring are just the beginning. Once fans see the horny alien from outer space and the goldfish with a human brain, they will quickly find life with the Smiths is nothing short of suburban mayhem.”

Given that this is a live parody of a cartoon, the set looks pretty close to the TV show.  Although, I have to say that the Roger costume is kind of creepy.

‘The Addams Family XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody’ is all set to drop in August.  Here’s the synopsis: “the Addams children are all grown up now and wreaking havoc on the community. Before Wednesday and Pugsly are off to college, Gomez and Morticia decide it’s time to have “the talk” with them…and no, not the one about the difference between juvie and the state pen. Adhering to family tradition, Gomez brings Pugsly a hooker, while Morticia attempts to teach Wednesday about sex and masturbation. Always the cleverer child, Wednesday quickly applies what she learned to an orgy hosted in the dungeon. With sex in the air, the rest of the Addams feel the urge to play. Uncle Fester’s electrifying personality manages to charm the skirt off Miss Millibanks. Morticia and Gomez tango their way into the bedroom. Even Lurch, Grandmamma and Thing get in on the action! So, sit down at your station. Prepare for masturbation. You’ve got a reservation… The Addams Family!”

This looks crazy and that’s without the sex.  I can’t imagine what they might do with Thing!

Hustler and Adam And Eve are teaming up to co-produce ‘This Ain’t Jaws XXX 3D.’  This is the first time that two big name companies have joined forces to make a flick.  They plan to release it in January of next year and the only performer attached at the moment is Adam And Eve exclusive Alexis Ford.  This will be Adam And Eve’s first 3D feature.  It’s seem like a good idea.  Everybody else seems to be making parodies of classic films to why not ‘Jaws.’  You’ve got a built-in excuse to put people in bathing suits and have sex on the beach.  Now you just need the permits to film it on a beach.

If you know anything about Apple’s App Store anit-porn policy, you know that they are very strict.  Yet, somehow, Cinemax was able to get their app approved despite the fact that they clearly have soft-core porn on the “Max After Dark” tab.  The app come with a warning of “frequent/intense sexual content or nudity.”  It’s making everyone in the industry of smut wonder how they managed to do it.  If you’re at all interested in getting adult content on your iPhone or iPad and have Cinemax, you should check out this app before it gets shutdown.  Not that I think someone dropped tha ball at Apple, but you never know.

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